MOUNTAIN DUDE’S MOSTLY OVER THE TOP REASONS WHY PEOPLE LIVING IN DRY STATES SHOULD CONSERVE WATER:
10. Couples that shower together stay together.
9. You won’t have to spend as many hours beating drums during Indian rain dances.
8. People living in wet states won’t welcome new arrivals with open arms if there are too many refugees moving in from the dry states.
7. Your cat is happier getting fewer baths.
6. A glass of wine is more romantic than a glass of water.
5. If you get yelled at for not flushing the toilet, you now have a legitimate excuse.
4. Watering your lawn after 6:00 p.m. and before 9:00 a.m., will attract fewer bohemians who enjoy running naked through sprinklers during the hot, sunlight hours.
3. Steamed vegetables are healthier than boiled. Raw vegetables are healthier than steamed.
2. Giving your sexy girlfriend a candlelight sponge bath in her apartment so she can conserve bath water is a pleasure.
1. Your dog prefers drinking from a water bottle instead of his bowl of water which evaporates.
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LOL Might as well have fun with a drought. My friend in San Diego says they are probably heading toward severe water rationing where you can narc on your neighbors for flushing their toilets too frequently. Bet they’ll have a fun brush fire season in California this year…