Well now that summer is in full swing here’s Warcorpse with a list of mutants that only seem to come out when it’s warm. Usually you’ll find them at the cook-out or bon fire events.
People that bring a acoustic guitar to the event. You’ve had this happen I’m sure where you’re just trying to enjoy the afternoon and then walking up is a barely invited guest usually a bf or gf of someone and carrying with them is that goddamn guitar. You know what they’re eventually try and start the ever insipid sing along. Now it wouldn’t be so bad if the person played something good or in most cases even knew how to play but is that the case hell no. They always want to play either some crap folk song they wrote themselves or if it’s a group activity the sing along son is always one of three terrible songs. The next person that tries to get people to sing Kumbie Yah, He’s got the whole world in his Hands or My Grandma and your Grandma is going to get that fucking guitar smashed across his goddamn face!
The people that can’t stand to have a gathering without coming up with some sort of stupid game or activity for everyone. Usually this person is some energetic woman who lives on nothing but motivational books and smiles can’t stand to have people just sit there eat, drink beer and enjoy themselves. NO they have to make sure every single person gets involved with this stupid fucking parlor game most of the time whether they want to or not. Plus the game is never anything good like poker or something like that. It’s usually some glorified version of telephone if you remember that game or some stupid thing where you have to help your partner do something dumb like pass an egg. Can’t this energetic person slow down for 5 seconds and realize that 90% of the people think this is the dumbest thing they’ve ever done in there life.
The last group of people that should be thrown into the fire pit are the people usually guys that for some reason must stand around the grill and constanly make comments about the food that’s on there. You know the assholes I mean constantly have to come ever and softly give a commentary to your cooking. When ever I get one of these mutants all I want to do is scream “It’s just burgers not an operation. I don’t need a play by play when I cook hot dogs. It’s not that exciting and not that a big of a deal” Then slam their face on the griddle
Well those are the morons of summer
Warcorpse
Bookmark this page
Subscribe Posts By RSS
Email Complainary