My job is brainless. I sit and do hand-eye coordination maneuvers with small precision tools until a tooth forms. Which is great because it allows my true genius to flourish (inside my head, for eight whole hours a day).

I was listening to the radio the other day (at work) and they mentioned that the cost of liposuction was like, I don’t know – I actually, technically didn’t hear, but I heard my boss yell out “$2,500 to $3,000 for liposuction!”. And that was all it took. My Einstein busted through the mire of my boredom and went hog-wild. Wild, abandoned, unrestrained inspiration raged from every brain cell in my head for a good five to ten minutes. Fat is big business.

Upon further research (just now), I discovered that a single-area procedure could be anywhere from $2,000 to $8,000 for a single day, and lipo-suctioning more areas over a longer period of time could run as high as $20,000!!!

Now if we could just figure out a way (I KNOW it has to be possible) to transform that product into something that could feed our cars, we could kill two birds with one stone.

Judging by the average “size” of this nation, we could wipe out the entire energy crises, cure our dependency on foreign oil (that fat has GOT to burn down to good old-fashioned oil – bacon does), boost the economy, wipe out obesity, get in shape, improve the world’s opinion of us, and make money in the process. Godd*mn –that’s even more than two birds. That’s a flock of wild geese.

Think of it. Gas guzzling would take on a whole new meaning. There could be lipo/gas stations where you could either trade your fat for miles, or simply sell large portions of yourself and – screw cars – buy a plane ticket to anywhere! (a tropical island – and now you could even wear that itty bitty swimsuit you’ve been dreaming about. And you’d have plenty of spending booty in your pocketbook to spend ..on souvenirs…drinks…and of course! Local Cuisine!!!!).

Which brings up the point… given the possibilities, people – everyone – would probably buy and consume WAY MORE FOOD! Here in Minnesota we all put on at least a good twenty pounds over the winter. A few more tater tot hot dishes a week, couple more pounds of meat and potatoes, double the gravy, hell YES to bacon, and we’d be rolling in the dough by the time spring trickled in. By adding only a few more items to our winter diets a day, we’d have some serious pounds to leverage that spring vacation on. And we wouldn’t even have to sweat the frantic getting-in-shape-before-we-try-to-get-in-that-d*mn-swimsuit trauma. We just roll by the Lipostation on our way to the airport, swimsuits in hand. Yippy-ki-yay Mehico - here I come!! (well.. maybe not Mehico)

Anyways…BTW – no offense to anyone struggling with their weight…Honestly, if there was a way to do it, I’d be the first in line to trade my ass in for a road trip. It might not get me to the In-n-Out burger I’ve been dreaming of (for three years now, going on four) but it could get me a day or two off.

D*mn this has been a long winter. And I’ve had WAY too much time to think.

You know I know that most people walk around life with a half confused look on their faces barely aware their alive. perfectly content to just go with the flow and stay with the status quo. Still why isn’t the American people outraged at our President! I mean what’s it going to take huh? For him to totally bankrupt the country or give Iran the plans for the stealth bomber to Iran. Would that finally wake some of you up.

Some of you are awake and that’s great the other 90% of you is what I’m concerned about. When we elected Obama to office he came in with the attitude of we need a new way of doing business and we need change. Well in less than a hundred days he’s spent more than all the other presidents put TOGETHER! and is repeatedly using the tried and true democrat spend, spend, spend method. Have we as an American people bothered to say ”Uh Mr. President where’s all this moeny going? Do you really need this much?” Or most importantly ”How in the hell are we going to pay all of this back?” Have we said that HELL NO! We’re to busy trying to guess who the next American Idol is.

Then there’s the foreign diplomats. I’m not talking about him bowing to the Saudi king. That was a show of respect in the man’s country and considering Obama wants to tramp trough his backyard looking for the Taliban then we should show the ruler of the country a little respect. That’s just how I feel. Shaking hands with bloodthirsty dictators on the other hand is not that good of a sign. Most of you didn’t bother to express concern with this though why because it didn’t make the six o’clock news. It only appeared in the paper.

Then there’s the job market that no one can find a new one or they’re scared of losing the one they have. All the while the owner or BOD keeps getting to slash salaries and benefits and the employees just take it because “Be happy you at least have a job” has become an acceptable norm! Why hasn’t anyone gotten mad over this broken promise. Didn’t Obama say he’d create jobs and improve the ones that are out there. Well he’s spent 2 trillion and jobless claims keep going UP! 2 trillion dollars and I haven’t seen job one come around as a result! Yet still most of us just keep going along thinking that things will work out

I have news for all you people happily living your life in a semi-coma IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK OUT! Not until the majority of American citizens turn off the TV or wake up and calmly ask the president “Uh Mr. President excuse me sir but just what in the hell are you doing with all this money!”

Warcorpse

The sexy addict saunters from the sleek, black limousine and she is quickly ushered inside the evil Middle Eastern palace. Although this ravenous whore is completely covered with the clergy’s hooded robe, royal onlookers can easily behold her naked aphrodite smile. Dark hearts beat faster as the richest Arabs view the most beautiful face ever created in the history of the human race. Red ruby lips, white pearly teeth and blue diamond eyes fascinate the filthy rich oil cartelians while their lustful, terrorist erections rise freely inside a ballroom of golden ostentation.

Like a veteran stripper, she confidently dances out from her robe. Adorned with bright red bra, white cotton panties and blue lace garter, America gyrates down onto her knees while the wicked oil cartelians surround her with their disease ridden dicks held by pudgy little hands. The oil richest, most powerful dick is guided to America’s gaping lips by her soft, experienced fingertips. With eyes slightly closed, America tightly sucks on the old geezer’s sour pickle with her vacuum mouth switched all the way on. Like oil churning on the dark side of the moon, the open sores of his putrid, pus filled craters of sin are mixed with her saliva by her sensuous, massaging tongue. Enslaved by her addiction, America does not let her gagging repulsion or her fear of dying from the dreaded aids virus deter her from getting what she needs to fuel her dangerous habit.

Things weren’t always this way. Once America was secure and energy independant. She was prudent and behaved like a dignified lady. Will America ever find the strength to change her ways and live without the risky pitfalls of Middle Eastern oil ?

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A Cry in the Wilderness!

Here I am again, crying in the wilderness about Anti-Semitism against Israel. We might as will face the fact that for all intents and purposes Israel stands alone against a world that is increasingly anti-Semitic.

We have the Arab Xtain church stating “What is the Vatican apologizing for?” Patriarch Shinoda III said in a recent statement by the prominent leader of the Coptic Church, who claimed that the New Testament says that the Jews killed Christ and that the Vatican was wrong to apologize for two thousand years of church-based anti-Semitism, “shows the persistence of anti-Semitism among Arab Christian leaders.”

(In his April , 2007 address, in regards to the pope saying he was sorry for 2000 years of Jewish mistreatment (Read that as murder), but this same pope was a member of the German Army during WWII and the Holocaust.)

The United Nations has never given the mistreatment of Israel by her neighbors a second glance, let alone the treatment of Russian Jews during the Soviet era, let alone the far too many instances of terror against the State of Israel and her people by the Arabs.

Do you really think the United States will stand by Israel when it gets right down to between oil and Jews, The U.S. had plans to invade Israel during the 67’ War, now that’s a friend to have.

Russia is turning more and more into a fascist state, as are Germany, France, and most of the former Soviet Bloc nations; Nationalism is becoming more and more popular around the world, and who do you think the world will choose again for their scapegoat, who is it that will disappear once again into the night and fog? Can’t guess? Pick up a history book, read about the crusades, the inquisitions, the Black Death, and on and on and on. Folks if you think the world has changed, you are right, but people have not changed. Whenever the Xtain or Moslem runs low on money or property who does their government accuse of being the source of trouble, so there you have that government expelling the Jew and taking everything they own, which in most cases has been little or nothing as the Jew was, until the 1800’s not allowed to own property, farms or homes, they were forced for the most part to make a living selling things, making jewelry, money lending with interest, because we all know that a good xtain is not allowed to deal in usury, so being a Jew it was ok to let the Jew do it  and when the payments got in the way of a good time, just kill that old money lending Jew so you don’t have to pay back what you owe. The xtain and the Moslem want what you have worked so hard for, just kill the Jew or run them out of your country but make them leave everything behind. Want to convert the Jew, just threaten to kill him and he will convert unless he’s stubborn then just kill him and if he converts, well everyone knows that once a Jew always a Jew so they were lying when they converted so go ahead and tie them to the stake and set a fire, either way you have what little he did have and after all didn’t they kill gods only son?

There is not a country in the world that would shed a tear, if Israel falls. My personal opinion is that Israel should not be so stingy with her nuclear weapons. She should spread them out a little to her friendly neighbors and not just their cities but the vast oil fields and let the world suck sand for the next thousand years.

I’m not violent, I don’t preach war, I’m just sick and tired of the double standards the Jews face daily, it’s time to stop, stand up on your hind legs and say “I’m not going to take it anymore” and when you say “Never Again” say it like you mean it. Our biggest problem is that as Jews we cannot unite together in any cause because there are too many opinions from too many people. Let’s stand together or sure as G-d made little green apples, we are going to die on our knee’s, or in the gas chamber or some other manner.

It’s not a question of if it happens again; it’s a question of when it will happen again.

Respectfully Submitted